shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

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notwifi:

arriving at school on the first day like 

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its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

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helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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Anonymous: Everybody's sleeping. Perfect time for murder

allteensrelate:

Or the perfect time to keep sleeping, either works for us.